Well, it would not be Arsenal if there were not transfer speculation flying around would it. Those Mr20%s certainly earn their corn. OK, so the let’s have a quick look at the latest incoming centre back shall we.
[Adopts Magnus Magnusson tone and cue recording of 'Mastermind' introduction]
Name? Thomas Schaaf
[Cues Isaac Hayes 'Shaft']
Nein. I said, SCHAAF