Editor: OK, Sunday’s paper. Wotchulot got for me.
Hack 1: Ronaldo to Real Madrid, Guv?
Editor: Nah, it’s a pile of Kaka. Hurhurhurhur.
Hack 2: Adebayor to Milan, Boss. Perhaps chuck in a bit abaht Wenger not knowing what’s going on?
Editor: ’s a bit stale. That dopey sod dunno which side his [...]