Bit Too Early?

Evening all, how do? This post is so early that it’s posted itself before I even hit the publish button. It’s so early that we’re still sitting in the pub watching the game at Old Trafford in 2002 when Wiltord netted the title, hook line and sinker. This article is so early that it probably announced the signing of ‘Made Up Player #754′ before anyone else on the internet ever – Tony Woodcock out of retirement, you heard it here first. Readers, this is so early that it’s not tomorrow yet. Well, no it isn’t, it’s fashionably late, much like most Goonerable posts usually are. You heard it here first folks! My posts are usually fashionably late, it’s a bloody exclusive. No one has this news before me, never, nope, no one. Not even those in th...