Hansen, Waddle, Robson, Lawro… Theo shoves it up everyone’s pipe

Is it wrong that I can’t just enjoy an England win for the fact that it’s an England win?
I’m sure the point of international tournaments is for the whole nation to get together, regardless of their petty club rivalries, and join as one to give their support to the national team. And yet here I am the morning after and all I can think about is the number of people whose pipes Theo shoved it up last night.
Mark Lawrenson for one. He gave the most dismissive, horrible bit of commentary to welcome Theo onto the pitch, noticeably sighing when he saw he was warming up, slagging him off before he’d even touched the ball, decrying the supposed fact that he’s been living off that hat-trick against C...