If It’s Good Enough For Freddie, It’s Good Enough For Me

Football teams comprised of clones of the talented players is the stuff of third-rate sci-fi scripts which prop up the wonky leg of the Warner Bros Chief Script Editor’s desk. For England, it might be some kind of reality. Taking care to eschew the mad professorial garb, Gareth Southgate proclaimed that he was just weeks away from perfecting his cloning experiment and that England would have seven Jack Wilshere’s in the team, including the real thing.
The youngster was deemed too short to goalkeeper or central defender material which will be a welcome relief to the rest of the World as it is likely that this will be the weakness that stops England dominating world football. As for the central striking duties, Southgate is keen t...