Jose joins in, Cesc says no and Gourcuff to sign on Monday

This is the rumour I saw this morning….
Gourcuff is supposedly going to sign for us on Monday morning for £21.8M, he will be followed by Subotic and Koscienly. It’s even suggested that Diego Alves will also be joining us before the end of the transfer window.
Coquelin (loan) and Traore are suggested to be part of the Koscienly deal and I just hope Denilson is part of the Subotic deal – or even the Alves deal, maybe Almería would like to swap Brazilians?? 
Add to them the freebie Joe Cole, we almost there aren’t we??
I know the chance of all that happening is  unli...