Match Report: Arsenal 3-3 Alan Partridge XI

No long winded introduction to todays post. No tipsy tapas around the box and then blasting wide, it’s time to hit the nail on the head with the biggest, hardest hammer we can find. Last night I remarked that Alan Partridge would be coming to the Grove with his sweater clad chaps from tractor country. They did and they almost went away with an “a ha!” here and an “a haaar!” there – they were a credit to the city of Norwich today. It’s just unfortunate they’re confusing a centre forward with Grant Holt. So what of the Arsenal then? It’s fair to say most Gooners have the right to feel aggrieved tonight, not only that but frustrated as well, as it seems groundhog season (+ summer to boot) is setting in again. The same inconsistencies and discrepan...