M’Vila to discuss future today, Sunday’s transfer babble and the untimely death of football.

“What? John Terry lifted what? That’s football’s time over with then…”
Commiserations, football fans.
Against my better judgement, I sat through the Champions League final in its entirety last night. 120+ minutes elapsed, and in that time Bayern seemed to be as resigned to the inevitable as the rest of us. They tried, they squandered, but evil and the despicable triumphed in the end.
I stated it before that I couldn’t think of a worse sight in professional football than cunt-almighty, John Terry, with his racist, misogynistic paws on such a prestigious troph...