Joan Laporta said yesterday:
We certainly have made an inquiry for him and they are not prepared to sell him, so we have gone away.
Except you’re talking to the press about it, aren’t you Joan? So you haven’t gone away. Pardon? That wasn’t Laporta? It is was Whimsey. Are you sure? I mean, come on, it’s the sort of thing that Laporta would say without the tiresome preamble about DNA or buying him for 50p or whatever.
I do apologise, sources have been ...