Olivier Giroud looks certain to sign, and Jack Wilshere calls the cops.

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Afternoon, various units and lifeforms.
As I’m restrained by impecuniousness – bloody car breaking down – and there is a fair bit of news flying around the various media outlets, I thought I’d give my thoughts on Olivier Giroud. As I’m sure you know; reports from reputable sources – The BBC and The Telegraph – are stating he’ll be a Gooner by the end of the week.
Sounds very promising to me. But as I always say; I won’t truly believe any of it until I see official confirm...