International break sucks the life out of the fans and rusts the cogs of the news network. People get so depressed about having to watch San Marino, they can’t even be bothered to rustle up a shocking headline about a player you know your club is never going to get.
‘WILL HE JOIN FOR ARSENAL FOR £60MILLION THIS SUMMER?’
No, of course he won’t. Will I click your stupid f*cking link? Of course I will, I’m a Newsnow addict and I love clicking my mouse button even if I know at the other end, I’m going to be mighty disappointed. A bit like paying one of those Sky Channels for the evening back in the day, then blaming it on your old man the next day.
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