Poll Results: What do YOU think we should do with van Persie?

We released this poll yesterday evening, and we have already had over 1000 responses. As promised, this article will reveal the results as chosen by our readers. I naively gave the option of ‘other’, which has led to some strange and interesting ideas of what to do with our captain. These include:

Set him in concrete an stick him outside Emirates with Henry
Fuck him and sell to Anzhi for $1
Sell him to barcalona for a swap deal with david villa plus cash
Cut off his manhood and feed it to the goats
keep him,play him and in may let frimpong snap him in half in training
keep him cup tie him in champions league and EPL cups sell him in January
Swap him for Dzeko if possible
keep him, use in the reserves until he sees sense and signs a new contract

Well that just shows the range of feelings towards van Persie from the fans. Ther...