Preview: Arsenal vs. Alan Partridge XI

Evening folks, are your bums and respective rears squeaking tonight? They sure will be tomorrow. I’m not sure I’ll be able to hold my bowel movements in if we go one down, then two, then three, then four. Ideally, it won’t get to that and any potential abhorrent bowel movement will be avoided. At around 12:45 this Saturday Alan Partridge will be bringing his band of eleven sweater donning silver haired canaries (who are apparently jaded) for the final game of the season at the Grove. Hopefully tomorrow our boys will be turning up with the hunger in their bellies for some peri peri canaries – I know our lot aren’t adverse to a certain brand of Portuguese chicken. I think Amaury Bischoff started the trend and it’s stayed with the lads since.* Being the last game o...