Spurs target our best player + AW needs time to turn LP into RVP

Terrifying news reaches us this morning as rumours spread that Spurs may be interested in signing Marouane Chamakh to solve their striker crisis.
Now I have no idea if anyone from the Tottenham scouting team ever stumbles across this site but if they have done let me just say this – Keep your hands off our best players! Marouane Chamakh is probably the most underrated striker in the league. The only reason he’s failed to get games in the last couple of years has been the extraordinary form of Robin Van Persie but we suspect that given more of a chance he would have been even more prolific than RVP.
He’s got the lot: Pace, desire, bags of confidence and a blistering shot on him. Like I ...