And why is St Totteringham’s Day our favourite holy occasion?
Well, I believe it’s because it combines all the qualities of the other, lesser, Saints’ Days that we mark throughout the year.
It has the wonderful drunkenness associated with St Patrick’s Day; the love (for our team, our club and each other) that St Valentine is famous for and the unapologetic pride of St George’s Day. Best of all, there’s a big dose of St Schadenfreude’s Day, the occasion on which it is acceptable (indeed, obligatory) to laugh at the afflicted.
St Totteringham’s Day bundles ...