The Best St Totteringham’s Day Ever

Welcome, my fellow Gunners, to another year in which we faithful worshippers have been privileged to celebrate our favourite Saint’s Day.
And why is St Totteringham’s Day our favourite holy occasion?
Well, I believe it’s because it combines all the qualities of the other, lesser, Saints’ Days that we mark throughout the year.
It has the wonderful drunkenness associated with St Patrick’s Day; the love (for our team, our club and each other) that St Valentine is famous for and the unapologetic pride of St George’s Day.  Best of all, there’s a big dose of St Schadenfreude’s Day, the occasion on which it is acceptable (indeed, obligatory) to laugh at the afflicted.
St Totteringham’s Day bundles ...