The Bould & The Beautiful

Cue the title credits for an American soap opera of a bygone era – you’ve got the sexy, but determined woman played by some unheard of, closely followed by a man who’s based his life on replicating Tom Selleck’s career. Maybe it is Tom Selleck? I can’t be sure. A few supporting characters later and the title sequence continues. Out of a dark corner a gleaming bald head is shining. Is that, is that Ross Kemp? No! No it most certainly isn’t, it’s the new supporting star of the show. Stevie Stevie Bould, got no hair and doesn’t tolerate fuck all, Stevie Stevie Bould. Sure, that chant is made up, but that’s irrelevant, much like another long winded post introduction. Some bloggers or ‘in the knows’ seem to think this is a done deal and ...