Vermaelen, M’Vila, van Persie, Ahmedov, and a maddening lack of news.

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Good morning, fellow lifeforms.
Today is Saturday. Today is criminally bereft of anything resembling a news story. There’s nothing substantial; no meaty and informative news bagel to get our choppers of intrigue into. There are scraps. A few tid-bits here and there, and us bloggers are the internet equivalent of a pack of hungry wolves; I imagine we’ll start tearing each other apart for even the smallest of morsels before long.
Luckily, I’m tall and rangey, so should I be forced to drop-kick Tim Stillman for an ‘e...