Following the news yesterday that Olympic cyclist Sir Chris Hoy has been targeted with abuse by irate Spurs fans who can’t distinguish him from referee Chris Foy, The Marble Halls can exclusively reveal that Alt Country star Ryan Adams is scared to leave his home today following vicious attacks from Spurs supporters angry that hit song Summer of 69, which he neither wrote nor performed, might have hidden sexual connotations.
An irate Spurs fan commented: ‘I ain’t heard it but apparently it’s about an entire summer spent doing something called 69 which my mate Terry says is some kind of sexual thing. I ain’t done it.’
He continued: ‘People are saying he ain’t even the geezer that done the son...
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