Which footballer are you? + Chelsea Preview

Do you ever think about which footballer aligns closest to your personality? For some people it’s obvious….Take Matt Damon for example (cool, good-looking, talented, nice guy) – so I’m thinking Robin van Persie. For Thomas Edison (famed for fantastic work ethic and never-say-die attitude) – Bacary Sagna. For Paris Hilton (as useful as a big bag of sand in the middle of theGobi) – Emile Heskey. For Jedward (double ugly annoying tosspots with rubbish hair) – Teddy Sheringham. See? It’s easy. The only problem is I’m having a bit of a dilemma for myself at the moment. After all, this is only my second appearance of the season; Marble has been pretty much ever-present this season, leaving me cont...